Private Function, Handsome Tours and Select Music and are sickened to present the post-lockdown purge Miracle on 69th Street – a very hideous Christmas extravaganza coming into The Forum, Melbourne on Saturday 18 December.

Elsewhere, The Forum’s floor will mutate into a real-life wrestling ring, hosting live combats from Pro Wrestling Australia between sets, in a bloody and pungent permeation of Private Function live-show tomfuckery.

With a penchant for overzealous theatrics and a savoir-faire for irreverence, Private Function are literally spending every cent in the couch to make Miracle on 69th Street the biggest event on the advent calendar.

Tickets on sale now!